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So…since my blog just turned 3, I figured I’d make a giant post of all the pets in my house!!

From the top:

Crystal, my cat that I got after my senior year of high school. She’s a little finicky and doesn’t really like anyone much, but I love her all the same.

Persephone, my very first ball python. She’s huge now compared to when I first got her! She’s got the best personality of all the snakes (she’s such a sweetie). We’ve had her for a little over a year and never once has she struck at me.

Palpatine the betta fish. He’s my boyfriend’s fish and I think he’s really smart. He knows when we get his food out and come to the feeding slot to get at it.

Dante my wonderful stunted ball python. The poor little thing was tiny when I first got him, even though he was 3 years old. He now actually has the dimensions of a ball python and he actually bit me for the first time ever yesterday when we escaped into the couch.

Astrid the fiesty red tail boa. She’s growing so fast, but she still small enough that it’s hard to imagine that she’s gonna end up huge!

Pepper the ghost corn snake. I love my little Pepper :) she’s the newest snake edition and I can’t wait until she can measure up to some of the others. She’s just barely eating fuzzies now and I look forward to the day that she eats full sized prey.

Rocko the pit bull/lab mix. This dog has caused me so much trouble I swear! Haha. But he’s such a lovable thing you just have to forgive him. If only I could get him to eat and quit losing his fur all would be good and he and I could get back to our long days of doing nothing.

Vic the Asian forest scorpion. This little guy was a complete impulse buy, but he’s pretty cool to watch if you can actually catch him eating. Unfortunately, he is way too high strung to handle.

Ozai the bearded dragon. Ozai is my dear rescued beardie. We just got him 2 weeks ago but it already feels like he’s been in my home forever. He’s missing a leg but he still gets everywhere just fine. He’s quite a fan of fighting his reflection and being angry at me.

Well, that’s all the pets! I hope someone out there was at least amused by the menagerie in my home :) 




YASS!! FUCK It UP!!! lol He was Like “Senior Citizen My Ass Get Into These Moves”

Dude the plastic bag on his hip !!!


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"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

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Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.


Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

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I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened

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What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk


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headbanging game so strong it saved rock and roll

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James, deer boy, may you never have to go stag again.

- Sirius Black’s best man speech, probably. (via simplypotterheads)
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out


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He called me a Mudblood.

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